3329 Woodard Green Drive, and what a name it is. Greg and I have finally arrived in our new home. After 5 weary years in the Black "Sludge" Lake Apartments, I finally got the "go-ahead" to find ourselves a suitable place to establish our nest, and couldn't be happier. We've got the standard typical suburban house that comes with the 3 bedroom, 2 bath, 1 cat, 1 dog, plus fence establishment. On the condiment side of housing, we are well equipped with 70's porno hot tub of cheesiness, well equipped with strobing color changing light, stocked Koi pond and smores-making fire pit of doom. What more could you ask for?
With all these changes of good karma, undoubtedly something's gotta go wrong in the universe. yes? We'll don't be disappointed! Greg's car is officially a pile of junkyard decor, while my steady law office income just became the same amount it costs me to play World of Warcraft for the month. That's right folks, just when things are looking up, we are now looking at replacing a car engine, and my income can barely buy those trendy flip-flops the hippies are wearin' in downtown Olympia.
All in all, I've decided to be positive with the flaming ball of lard soaked crap we've been given despite our good fortune as of late. For starters, I've got a blog, which means that my emo-retarded self can vent to a virtual reality world of nothingness instead of wasting time writing in my tear-stained, chardonnay soaked journal which is in dire need of transcription. All in all, I've got a lot to be thankful for, things could be worse, and drama-filled details will have to be saved for another blog entry. That's how it works, right?
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...and this is why I love you guys. In the face of bad times, you guys smile.
Grats on the new digs! Enjoy the house and the memories you get to make there with your family.
WTB pics of this firepit of doom--been wanting to make one of those in my backyard for a looooong time.
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